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The Thinker
If Jesus came to this university, what would he do
first?

- Bless the waterfowl
- Check Christis for typographical
errors?
- Set up home in Goodricke C-Block, in the room on the
right of his father’s
- Ask where his Father’s house was
- Show all His mates His omnipotence at the mighty Black
Bull Pub Quiz
- Join J-Soc, then join People and Planet to change things,
rather than just talking & having pedantic, pointless
discussions on predestination, creation etc.
- Be baptised. But in this lake??
- Ask why the University banks with Midland
- Turn the lake into Merrydown (premium quality grim) cider
so that we can all have a party in his honour
- He’d go into Goodricke bar, find his second Dad and
bite his gumz, then walk outside and wobble indiscriminately
into the lake
- Have the age-old student quandary — ‘pasta or
rice for tea?’
- Turn the “liquid” in the lakes to water
(before walking on them)
- Throw MONDEX out of the temple of learning
- God’s own subject of course — Chemistry
- Rescue Central hall from its watery end
Thinker responses should be sent (in less than 50 words)
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Last modified: 25th November 2005