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The Thinker

If Jesus came to this university, what would he do first?

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Bless the waterfowl
Check Christis for typographical errors?
Set up home in Goodricke C-Block, in the room on the right of his father’s
Ask where his Father’s house was
Show all His mates His omnipotence at the mighty Black Bull Pub Quiz
Join J-Soc, then join People and Planet to change things, rather than just talking & having pedantic, pointless discussions on predestination, creation etc.
Be baptised. But in this lake??
Ask why the University banks with Midland
Turn the lake into Merrydown (premium quality grim) cider so that we can all have a party in his honour
He’d go into Goodricke bar, find his second Dad and bite his gumz, then walk outside and wobble indiscriminately into the lake
Have the age-old student quandary — ‘pasta or rice for tea?’
Turn the “liquid” in the lakes to water (before walking on them)
Throw MONDEX out of the temple of learning
God’s own subject of course — Chemistry
Rescue Central hall from its watery end

Thinker responses should be sent (in less than 50 words) to:

Christis, Societies Pigeon Holes,The S.U. Building,
Goodricke.
Or by E-mail to submissions@christis.org.uk

Last modified: 25th November 2005